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Post by Helen Dagner on Sept 4, 2012 0:48:17 GMT -5
NEW ICE CREAM
In honor of the 44th President of the United States,
Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: 'Barocky Road'
Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and
surrounded
by nuts and flakes.
The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually
denied as an ingredient.
The nuts and flakes are all plentiful.
The cost is $92.84 per scoop...so out of a hundred dollar bill you are
at least promised some CHANGE..!
When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone,
but after you pay for it, the ice cream is taken out of the cone and
given to the person in line behind you at no charge.
You are left with an almost empty wallet, staring at an empty cone and
wondering what just happened.
Then you realize this is what "redistribution of wealth" is all about.
Aren't you just stimulated?
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Post by Helen Dagner on Sept 6, 2012 12:08:29 GMT -5
'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE ELECTIONS
'Twas the night before elections,
And all thru' the town,
Tempers were flaring
Emotions ran up and down.
I, in my bathrobe,
With my pooch in my lap,
Had shut off the TV,
tired of political crap.
When all of a sudden,
There arose such a noise,
I peered out my window,
Saw Obama and his boys
They had come for my wallet,
They wanted my pay
To hand out to others
Who had not worked a day!
He snatched up my money,
And quick as a wink,
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink.
He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart.
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!
On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, on Pelosi'
He screamed at the pairs!
They took off for his cause,
And as they flew out of sight,
I heard him laugh at a nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!
So I leave you to think
On this one final note...
IF YOU DON'T WANT OBAMACARE,
SOCIALISM, & SHARIA LAW TO REPLACE OUR CONSTITUTION... GET OUT AND VOTE !
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Post by Helen Dagner on Sept 7, 2012 10:04:15 GMT -5
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Post by Helen Dagner on Sept 8, 2012 18:35:54 GMT -5
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Post by Helen Dagner on Sept 10, 2012 4:47:57 GMT -5
Unemployment: Good News
Unemployment is at 9.2%, but the White House says this is good news. The White House says this is good news because it means there are more people are looking for jobs. More good news like that, and everybody in the White House soon will be out looking for jobs too.
Obama's Twitter Account
President Obama's Twitters are a little different than Anthony Weiner. When Obama sends out pictures of something obscene, it's the unemployment numbers.
Obama's Latest Plan on Economy
Did you hear Obama's latest plan? I don't think this is going to work. Today he ordered Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner to take what little money we have left and buy lottery tickets. I don't think that ever works...
Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga complained that U.S. is allowing Iran and N. Korea to get nukes & we have to stop them. Today,Obama said that before making any decisions he's waiting to hear from Britney Spears.
Casey Anthony's Jury
I don't get this: in a stunning decision Casey Anthony was found not guilty. You know what this means? This means President Obama's economic team is now only the second most clueless people in America.
Twitter Accounts
President Obama already created a Twitter account. Now, Vice President Joe Biden has a new Twitter account too. He said he will not rest until he can embarrass the President on every media platform ever invented.
Michelle's Husband
"President Obama announced that he will run for re-election in 2012. Unfortunately, his popularity is so low that he's running on the slogan, 'I'm Michelle Obama's husband."
Filed for Reelection Campaign
"President Obama announced his re-election campaign, though it's not really a surprise. He did all the things that make it official: He filed the paperwork, redesigned his website, and printed another fake birth certificate."
Bringing Bin Laden to the Surface
Did you hear about the guy who says he's going to dive down into the Indian Ocean, find the body of Osama Bin Laden and bring it up to the surface!? You know who the guy is who's doing it? It's President Obama. He needs to shoot Bin Laden again to get those poll numbers up.
30 Million Barrels of Oil
Today President Obama has released 30 million barrels of oil from the strategic petroleum reserve. He said it was in response to what he called a real emergency: his poll numbers.
Obama arrives to the G-8 Summit
President Obama arrived in France for a meeting of the G-8 Summit. That's a meeting of the world's top economic powers. To give you an idea of how bad our economy is doing, when the President arrived, the other countries said, "What are you doing here?"
Obama's economic adviser is stepping down
President Obama's top economic adviser, a man named Austan Goolsbee, is stepping down. He will be replaced by something a little more effective, the Magic 8-ball.
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Post by Helen Dagner on Sept 11, 2012 2:42:27 GMT -5
President Obama Tax Jokes
"Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit Obama's national debt." -- Tip o'the hat to Herbert Hoover
Based on his performance in office so far, President Obama should do just fine on his future tax returns. After all, he will be able to write off his second term.
It's too bad that we can't buy stock in the federal tax system. With Obama as president that will be only thing sure to go up.
President Obama is angrily calling for more federal tax increases. He just heard from his advisors that some American taxpayers weren't completely broke yet.
The best things in life are free but President Obama's tax advisors are working hard trying to solve that problem.
Barack Obama isn't planning on buying TurboTax®. Obama can turbocharge our taxes all by himself.
President Obama's tax return should list Bill Ayers and Reverend Wright as dependents.
President Obama plans to start printing income tax forms on Kleenex, so it will be easier for us to pay through the nose.
President Obama has just announced that he has a new plan to simplify the tax code. From now on only the Republicans will have to have to pay any taxes.
Q. Who should be listed as the most expensive dependent on your tax return?
A. President Obama.
President Obama will make it a lot easier for most people to do their income taxes next year. No jobs, no income.
Under Obama everyone in America will be working for the government. Democrats will be on the payrolls and Republicans will be on the tax rolls.
In the interest of full disclosure, President Obama's should declare all of the fawning media coverage he's received so far as a gift on his tax return.
Despite what some people are claiming, this country is just as free under the Obama presidency as it ever was . . . unless you happen to be a taxpayer.
If President Obama listed free enterprise on his tax return, it would have to be listed as a liability. That's because he just writes it off.
Today the IRS released new guidelines on how to avoid audits while Obama is the president. Number one - Don't list excessive deductions. Number two - File your return on time. Number three - Register to vote as a Democrat.
Judging by his wild spending so far, President Obama has apparently decided that it is easier to trim the taxpayers than to trim federal spending.
Don't think of it as paying more taxes. Think of it as giving Obama a big tip.
Thanks to President Obama we will become a more honest people. Once we're all jobless there won't be any point in lying on our tax returns.
Next year's "stimulus" tax return will fit on a postcard.
How much money did you make? __________
Mail it in.
President Obama intends to reward ambition. With higher taxes.
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Post by Helen Dagner on Sept 12, 2012 4:26:09 GMT -5
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